(from an e-mail)
Homework: Draw a picture of what you want to be when you grow up

(Here's what the teacher received the next day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
(I decided that since I have spent over 6 hours working today on my research question - yes, just the question - I deserved the 5 minutes it took to make you smile today!)
2 comments:
a friend just forwarded this to me last week--it's one forward i didn't delete before opening bc i knew it had to be good coming from her. (she doesn't do most forwards--a woman after my own heart!)
hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh...again! :oP
this is a real gem.
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